"Most slashers are good at their jobs...then there's this guy." Set in a modern-day New York City, the movie introduces us to the main character, who very much wants to be like every other horror movie slasher, like Ghost Face or Michael Myers. He goes by the name "Plateman" (what he calls his "slasher persona"), and prefers to stay secluded in his small apartment on the far side of the city, studying up on potential killing methods that could make him as great as the others. He's made his own terrifying mask and everything (a paper plate with an angry-looking face drawn crudely onto it)! He even shelled out enough money to get a decently-sized knife! Prepared for a killing spree, he sets out to find his victims. Unfortunately, he's not quite gotten the hang of this whole "slasher" thing, since he immediately slips on a banana peel and falls onto his knife, killing him instantly. You'd think, "well, movie's o...